I'm off

 Followed by a World Wildlife Fund event in Brazil, 

then Alaska, Canada, then back to London.

We've managed to combine it all

with a couple of carriage-driving competitions too.

Ah, here it is.

Don't you ever get tired?

Only by sitting still.

We're different that way.

Yes.

More and more different.

Right.

I'm off. I,m leaving.

 

-See you in three weeks. -Yes.

You don't have the time to help Brooke raise a baby. I do, 

and I have a house and a backyard and an extra bedroom, and I love Brooke more than anything in the world.

How can that not be what's best for her?

So, um...

how's the big argument going?

All right, Brooke, um...

your mom and I thought that, um...

maybe since I'm gonna be at Police Academy, that

you might wanna have the baby in Chicago.

You know, just so you have your mom there.

Just for now.

Oh, my god, Michael. Thank you so much.

I'll come visit, and it'll be great.

What do you know!

You're a gentleman.

And your daughter's a lady, all except for the bathroom sex that resulted in our child.

something you say when you are surprised by a piece of information. This phrase is often used humorously to mean the opposite: So they're getting married, are they? Well, what do you know!

（表驚訝時用，常借此幽默地表達相反的意義）真想不到！

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Sorry, but I'm going to be late again today, so go to bed first.

對不起，我今天又要遲歸了，所以先去睡覺吧。

Okay, I understand. I'm off. Take care.

- 好的，我明白了。- 我走了。- 小心。

I've dreamed of getting married since I was a kid.

我從小就夢想結婚。

My husband is a hard-working and kind man.

我丈夫是一個勤奮善良的人。

But he was too focused on his work to ignore me.

但他太專注於工作而忽略了我。

I thought that marriage would be more enjoyable than the daily repetition of housework.

我以為結婚會比每天重複的家務更愉快。

Oh no, it's already that time.

哦，不，都已經是那個時間了。

(Women's Massage Service)

Massage?

是按摩嗎？

I've been tired lately, so it's good to take a break once in a while.

最近很累，偶爾休息一下也不錯。

Haa. 哈啊。

Sorry, I'm late.對不起，我來晚了。

- Please come in. 請進。

- Sorry to bother you. 很抱歉打擾你。

- Please put on these slippers. - Thank you.

- 請穿上這雙拖鞋。 - 謝謝。

Ma 'am, I can't give you a massage in this dress. Could you please change into something lighter?

女士，你穿著這套衣服我無法進行按摩，所以您可以換一件稍微輕便一點的衣服嗎？

Okay, I'll go get changed now. Thank you.

- 好的，我現在就去換衣服。- 謝謝。

Could you wear this eye mask

你能戴這個眼罩嗎

to make you feel more relaxed?

讓你感覺更放鬆？

Yes. 好。

Ah.啊。

- Is that alright? - Yes, it's fine.

- 沒問題嗎？ - 是的，很好。

Now, lie face down. 現在，請臉朝下躺著。

Then, I will start the 30-minute course.

然後，我將開始30分鐘的課程。

Yes, please. 是的，請。

- Excuse me. - No problem.

- 失禮了 - 沒問題。

Yes, there is also a lot of bad buildup here.

是的，這裡也有很多不好的堆積物。

I'm sorry, it's gonna be a long day, too. You should go to bed.

Yes, I know.

- I'm off. - Take care.

It's my childhood dream to get married.

My husband is a very gentle man.

But...

All he does is work and ignores me.

I thought I'd be happier if I got married.

Oh no, it's already that time.

(Women's Massage Service)

Massage?

I've been tired lately, so it's nice to get a massage once in a while.

Sorry, I'm late.

Please come in.

Excuse me.

Wear this. Thank you, Ma'am.

Madame.

You wear it like this, I can't get a massage.

Can you change?

I'll go change. I'm sorry. Thank you.

You're making me so wet.

Jim, what are you doing here?

Well, I thought you had said...

You can't just stand out here.

Loo, I need your help.

Nadia's coming back and I don't...

I don't wanna be this awkward...bumbling, nervous guy with her.

I don't wanna seem like a dork.

Well, I know that feeling.

Spend your life playing in the band...it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image.

- I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?

Michele, why did you ditch me after prom?

I didn't ditch you. I just...

Our date was over.

I mean, did you want some...funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?

It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something.

Why would I pretend that?

Guys do that.

Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.

I know.

Okay, I'm gonna help you.

Really?

Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked...even though you kind of did.

Let's just get started.

- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right.

- Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs.

No, you dingbat.

You don't just go groping away.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

Kiss me, here.

Good. Okay, now...the collarbone... kiss.

Good, Jim.

You're making me so wet.

Holy shit. Really?

No, I was just saying that so you could practise.

Of course.

Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise?

Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about.

Your main problem is you're so uptight.

Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No.

The biggest pointer I could give you is...you have to feel comfortable in any situation.

Stand up.

hum...

Stand up.

- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating?

- We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay.

This is good. This is good. Obviously.

- Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What?

You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual.

I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower.

I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual.

Right, right. Okay.

- Chairs. - Good.

Mastodons.

Cleaning my bathroom.

Dung beetles.

Okay. Now, don't freak out.

I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.

Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?

I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?

Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.

Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.

Pointer... less tongue.

Hairy balls.

Hairy balls是什麼意思? 其實很多美國的年輕人都喜歡說這個，不過這個要翻譯出來實在是很噁心。 balls指的是男性生殖器的一部分，就是睪丸。 hairy是指毛茸茸的，長毛的。 那麼，hairy balls```你應該知道是什麼了。 當然，suck hairy balls指的是某人很差勁的意思。 除此之外，他們還會說suck ass 之類的，反正suck就表示很差勁的意思。 Sucks big hairy balls 這個表達在英語裡面是「遇上了很大麻煩」的意思，是一個俚語，一般不把hairy balls單獨拆開來用。也可以理解為彷彿一個人吞了毛茸茸的小球，吞不下去也吐不出來的狼狽相，這意思是如此引伸出來的。 例如，新聞報道中說一個人惹上了官司，或者桃色醜聞等等，就會說He sucks big hairy balls. （他遇上了很大麻煩）。 

除了形容人之外，這個表達也可以形容事件遇上阻滯，例如一個建築工程、集資項目、等等。 

Lucky you caught me.

Was about to go home.

I don't feel so lucky right now.

I can barely find any skin you haven't torn to sew back together.

Jesus!

I did the best I could.

Put on your pants.

Carefully.

If it happens again, you're gonna be in trouble.

I may have no choice but to turn that thing into a vagina.

Hairy balls, son.

Hairy balls.

You got restaurant experience?

I've been waiting tables since I was 13.

- Any felony convictions? - Nope.

Are you working right now?

The place I was at, Pelloni's, closed down.

Uh, it's being turned into a Urban Outfitters.

The owner here wanted to close this place down, too,

but she's giving me a shot to turn it around.

Sounds cool.

That is just the kind of enthusiasm that I'm looking for.

- When can you start? - As soon as you want me to.

That's great. It's minimum wage, plus shared tips.

See you tomorrow at noon for training.

Thank you so much, Miss Gallagher.

- Hey, Olga? - Yeah?

You're fired.

You can't fire me.

I'm the only woman of color, and I will sue your ass.

Excuse me, where's the manager?

Hi, I saw your help wanted sign.

You're hired.

Come back tomorrow at noon for training.

Thank you.

Hairy balls, son.

Hairy balls.

You're making me so wet.

Here, feel.

Yeah, it's like a rainforest, like a Slip'N Slide.

Yeah.

Lick my pussy.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, God!

I could come right now!

I'm not gonna. Come up here.

Come up here.

Oh.

I want to come with you inside me.

- Whenever you're ready, okay? - Oh, okay.

I'll do that.

Good morning.

Good morning.

God bless CPAC.

We are at the edge of a cliff.

Liberty is under assault.

Why are you watching this crap?

To not get a boner.

Is it working?

So far.

Is your penis doing okay?

It's all right.

Each and every one of you is gonna be audited by the IRS.

All right, I'm gonna go take a shower.

No, you're not.

Huh?

Go take a look for yourself.

- Frank? - I assume so.

- The other side, too? - Yep.

During the Super Bowl, there's not a smidgen of corruption with the IRS...

- Hey, V. - Hey.

Hey, can I get a beer and a water?

Thank you.

Starting to remind me of him.

Lip!

Hey, buddy, hey.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Going on?

Don't be talking to strangers, son.

Frank, Liam can't be in here.

Drinking age in my country is four...and a half.

That half really makes a difference.

Fine, he can stay.

But no booze, and we charge the same for sodas.

Ah, extra...

- For sodas. - Oh.

Don't be corrupting my son with your interracial, bisexual funny business.

What do you want, Frank?

Two Cokes.

Never thought I'd hear that come out of your mouth.

Well, being a good role model for my progeny is an important job, Kermit, unlike the bad influences he's had up to this point.

Hey, buddy, hi. You doing okay?

- I'm having fun with Frank. - Well, of course you are.

Well, if you need anything, you know how to call, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Hey, want to have some real fun tonight?

What do you say you and me get some female company for tonight?

You can have your pick of the litter.

Now, the important criteria to look for is who's DTF, who's holding weed or coke, and who makes your wee-wee tingle.

Now go get the one you want.

Oh, it's a tiny dude!

Whoa!

I've got a date.

A lovely choice.

- Hello. - Hello.

Care to join us, Dollface?

Sure.